RASTAFARITINGS.COM

Check out this site that I found....

www.rastafaritings.com

Take a look.

Gabriel Urist x Timberland

Timberland and jeweler Gabriel Urist collaborate on the Nike all-time classic the 6" boot. The pendant comes in silver and gold. Gabriel Urist is well know for making all sorts of Nikes, New Balance and New Era Caps jewelery.

James Jarvis illustrated YOD

James Jarvis has just released the illustrated YOD toys. They come in two colorways with tattoos all over them. "Selected Drawings" Jarvis' book and the toys are available at many online stores.

Black British Crew Dance

Pimp C found dead in Hotel room

Pimp C, 1 half of the group UGK, was found dead in his hotel room. He was said to be in Hollywood recording his new album. We all await the coroners report to find out how the rapper died. Our blessed condolence go out to Pimp C's family.

The Books of Lewis McCormack

- One Rastamans

UPTOWN REGGAE @ The Custard Factory

Black British Crew

AT&T & Greedy Genius

AT&T X Greedy Genius Ad.

Kaws - Original Fake Slippers

These Original Fake Slippers have been circulating around the
internet for a will. Now they can finally be found in stores.
The house slippers will make your feet officially look like the
ones of the Kaws Companion figure. They come in black and
in grey with a fleece lining to keep you warm. On top they
feature the Kaws crosses embroidered and they feature an
anti-sliding sole. They come in a special bag.

Undefeated and Spalding on Second Design

The second coming of Spalding and Undefeated. This time
around they present a white basketball with the Spalding
and Undefeated logo in gold. The first time it was a black
basketball.

On Friday, November 9th, Paper Magazine will open a
24hour store in Los Angeles were the ball can be purchased.

Kanye West's Mom passes

Donda West had a tummy tuck and breast reduction
surgery done this past Saturday. She may has passed
away from complications stemming from other medical
problems; a heart attack, pulmonary embolism, or
massive vomiting.

Our Prayers and Blessings go out to the West Family
in this great time of sorrow.

Watch the latest videos on YouTube.com

Violent Sex "XO" Sexpisode 1: Bio-hazards

Explicit not for Children
Yardtalk

Kidrobot Halloween T-Shirts

Here you see now the Skeleton Kidrobot t-shirt and
the LaCruzz t-shirt, which also exists as a toy in the
Kidrobot x eBoy Peecol series. Halloween Special Edition.

The t-shirts are now available at Kidrobot!

Halle Berry Sexy as ever...

Lumidee Video By ICU

Lumidee "Passin Thru" New Music Video

Fashion Explosion a great hit

Miss Jamaica World 2007, Yendi Phillips, saw another of
her dreams come true on Sunday night with the
successful staging of her celebrity fashion show,'Fashion
Xplosion' at the Jamaica Pegasus Hotel in New Kingston.
Featuring finalists from this year's staging of the
Miss Jamaica World competition and past holders of the title,
including Regina Beavers, Miss Jamaica World 2001,
'Fashion Xplosion' was staged to fulfill one of Phillips'
coronation promises, aiding the victims of Hurricane Dean.
Tickets went for $1500 each, with patrons - including
entertainers Sean Paul and Wayne Marshall - getting the
chance to see creations from various designers on the runway
as well as the groups To-Isis and Brick & Lace. Male models
were met with screams every time they took the runway, with
the screams getting louder the less they wore. The four-man
group To-Isis was definitely dressed for the occasion, nattily
decked out in black suits as they serenaded the audience with
songs such as Ghetto Pain and a cover of Bryan Adams'
Heaven - changing the lyrics to "Yendi you're all that I want".
They were joined by Monty Morris, from the band C-Sharp, on
guitar for an original, Time Waits For No One before Phillips
reappeared in a shimmering oriental-style blue gown slit knee
high to hand out certificates of appreciation to various sponsors
and MC Paula-Ann Porter reiterated that everyone involved either
donated their time or were working at cost before it was back to
the fashion show.

Another ICU banger

Violent sex Video By ICU

Check it out

Beyoncé performs at Bole millennium Hall

Addis Ababa, October 21, 2007 - The famous American
R&B singer, Beyoncé Knowles, staged performance at
Bole Millennium Hall in Addis Ababa on Saturday as part
of the big new Ethiopian Millennium celebration.

Famous Artists including Ludacris along with other local
artists including Aster Aweke, Ephrem Tamiru,
Gossaye Tesfaye, Tadele Roba, Berhanu Tezera also
presented their songs that added color to the event.

Alife & Barneys NY Sneakers

Alife NYC has announced a collaboration with Barneys New York.
A Sneaker is created between the two using the Alife everybody
mid. The sneakers feature an all-over Alife logo pattern,
embossed full grain leather, elastic lace system (like we have
seen in their Fall ‘07 collection in the Backpack pack) and full
leather lining. Each packaged with 3 pairs of additional
non-elastic laces in white, red and black. The inner sole
features the Barneys New York logo.
The Alife For Barneys New York pack has been released
exclusively at Barneys Store nationwide.

Evolution

With life the are many things we must face.
Right now I am Evolving...

The evolution of Yard Talk in to
www.rastafaritings.com

Enjoy and Blessings

Blue Moon - Jay Z

WWW.RASTAFARITINGS.COM

A Must see site
www.rastafaritings.com

St Ann will host Heroes Reggae Splash next month

Heroes Reggae Splash will be held at the Richmond
Estate next month in the garden parish of St Ann

The festival, which is being promoted by Richmond
Estate Management Group, will feature popular music,
traditional Jamaican cultural and art forms and will be
staged over the Heroes weekend, October 13-15.
The 400-acre property will see four concerts over the
three days, with special tributes to cultural icon and
National Hero Marcus Garvey, reggae royalty Peter Tosh,
the Maroons and the Jamaican/Chinese.

The festival is being held under the theme 'Celebrating
our heroes past and present'.

The festival is aimed at providing wholesome family
entertainment and special efforts are being made to ensure
that children under 12 receive their share of enjoyment and
be educated about Jamaica's rich cultural heritage.

A fun village, featuring rides, attractions and traditional
games, including basket bowl and gig spinning, will be
opened during the daytime hours to ensure the young
ones have fun.

Reggae stars Sizzla Kolonji, Richie Spice, veteran
Leroy Sibbles, Bushman, Tarrus Riley, Queen Ifrika,
Half Pint, Andrew Tosh, dancehall veterans Brigadier Jerry,
Charlie Chaplian, Jose Wales, the comedic Professor Nuts
and General Trees, which will perform on two stages so
as to prevent time lapses between band changes.

Performances of folk songs, dance and drumming as
well as stints by local stand-up comedians, dub poetry and
storytelling by Amina Blackwood-Meeks.

The festival will end on Heroes Day with a concert followed by
a dance party featuring Bass Odyssey sound system.

Tarbaby Hair Dezine

All Done by Tarbaby Hair Dezine... Need an interview
with Janice, the owner and operator of Tarbaby Hair http://www.tarbaby903.com/
Dezine, so we can find out how she does it.
For more info www.tarbaby903.com

Ethiopian Millennium Celebration 2000

September 11th is both New Year's Day for
Ethiopia and the Feast of St. John the Baptist.
The day is called Enkutatash meaning the
"gift of jewels." When the famous Queen of
Sheba returned from her expensive jaunt to
visit King Solomon in Jerusalem, her chiefs
welcomed her back by replenishing her
treasury with enku or jewels. The spring festival
has been celebrated since these early times and
as the rains come to their abrupt end, dancing
and singing can be heard at every village in the
green countryside. After dark on New Year's Eve
people light fires outside their houses.

Major Threat “What What” New Era 59Fifty Fitted Cap

Major Threat is set to release their second series of
the popular “What What” New Era 59Fifity fitted caps.
Drawing inspiration from some classic colorways,
Major Threat has chosen some proven winners to
complement their “What What” quote from
Noreaga’s 1999 Superthug track. Look for these
caps to release within the next two weeks at these
select locations: Cap City (NJ), Frank Chop Shop (NY),
Commonwealth (VA), Moe’s Spot (NY)
and Hall of Fame (LA).

DEMAND FOR SEX BY JAMAICAN HUSBAND !!! - Humor

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with
her young Jamaican husbands' constant demands
for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut
down on the amount of times that they will have to
make love for the rest of their marriage. While getting
ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey,
you know I love you, but your never ending requests
for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I
propose that we only have sex on days that start with
the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our
lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just
understand where I am coming from, and let me know if
my request is too demanding of you." On her way out the
door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note
to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband
will be understanding and accepting of her proposal
when he reads it. Upon returning home, she glances at
the refrigerator and notices that her note has-been
replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby,
I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much
pressure and I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have
even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this
letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure
that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TONIGHT
5.TOMORROW
6. TATURDAY
7. TUNDAY
8. Every Tucking Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I love you too, and it's still TODAY, I'm
waiting for you upstairs."

Jeremy Scott & Longchamp create Le Pliage Poodle

The French luggage label Longchamp is mainly known
these days for their “Pliage” series of bags. Pliage means
“folding”. All the bags can be folded into a much smaller
size than their actual size, to be put away. The classic
has now been redesigned by Jeremy Scott with the
poodle design. The bag is limited to 100 pieces and
only available at Colette.

LetterFrom Yard - Humor

Dear Family Overseas,

As you know Jamaica just experienced the ravages of
hurricane Dean. Many homes were destroyed.
Although from the window of my New Kingston
apartment the damage appeared to be minimal, I later
saw pictures of the devastation in the Daily Observer. It
reminded me to thank God for his mercy on my family,
friends and myself.

I have said all of that to remind you that a remittance is in
order. Western Union, Jamaica National and the banks are
back in business. In addition to the money I want I have
prepared my little shopping list for the barrel(s) unno
need to send me.

HURRICANE RELIEF SUPPLY

-One flat screen tv – no less than 32”
-One portable DVD player – without the electricity boredom
would a kill me
-DVDs of course!
-One MP3 player with FM stereo pon it – the ipod wah unno
send ongly play music me couldn’t get fi hear who and who
dead, wah kill dem, weh dem a loot and if me mi did haffi go
back a wuck inna the week.
-One Sony digital camera no less than 8 megapixels – cause
right now me coulda enter the Gleaner competition fi de bess
hurricane pickcha
-One SONY digital video recorder – cause me sure TVJ and
CVM woulda pay fi me footage of ol’ Ms Maud cross de road
a run dung the road wid two sheet a zinc weh blow offa Barry
roof. Fi a 92 year old she tief bad!
-One a de regular ol time plug een phone dem cause if me
did have one me an di liad gyal June coulda labba labba through
it all cause Cable and Wireless never bruck dung! The portable
ting nah cut it if me a prepare fi hurricane.
-Mi hear sey dem have flashlight weh you shake up and it light
up – send few a dem come – a me one live but you know how
it go – mi might can sell dem –fi do me hair.
-By the way one battery operated flat iron set cause a couldn’t
get fe curl me weave – good thing me have nuff wig – yu shoulda
see me when me step out Monday mawning after Dean – still hot!
By de way, tell de ol’ worthless Barrington sey the converter sinting
weh him sen last time never wuck. Yu should a see me like eediat
inna me car a try hot lickle water inna mi ‘lectric kekkle – so send
one good one a dat.
As a matter a fac’ mi want the lickle plug in sinting wey yu can drop
inn de tea cup and hot the water
Mi want rechargeable batteries – AA, AAA and D
Mi want battery charger fi de battery dem.
Mi need a wireless internet card because me coulda deh pon MSN pon
mi laptop
Mi need couple Swifer mops because me hand did a get tired fi squeeze
out dem yah when the water blow under me door.
Mi need some a the really big and stylish scented candles – check
Pier 1 Imports them always have.

JUST IN CASE ME HAVE TO GO A SHELTER:

One Baby Phat overalls – in case the roof goes – cause yu done
know mi haffi look good
One Prada bag – big enough fi hole me dry goods wey mi a carry
go shelter
Check if Jimmy Choo mek wata boots too!

Mi Love unno hear! Mi know sey unno understand mi needs cause
unno go true Katrina – mi nuh know how unno dweet! But mi know
unno understand wah me go through without these relief supplies.
Sarry sey me never ask from when if unno get house wet? But
everything muss criss fi unno – a farin unno live. Tings nuh haard
like out yah so me not even haffi ask.

Precious!

PS. Since me been home fi the few days me realize sey me can’t tek the
coarse sheet set them. Go up a Macy’s ask them fi dem “Hotel
Collection” bed linen – pick up few a de Egyptian Cotton one
dem fi me. Arright?

Miss Jamaica World Crowned

Miss Jamaica World, Yendi Phillips, will represent the island
at the Miss World Pageant in Shanghai, China on
December 1. She was crowned at last Saturday's staging
before a capacity crowd that seemed to be all hers and
without a question; she totally dominated the contests.
Phillips was the Most Aware, got the highest votes from
the public and won three of the four mini-competitions.
The mini-competitions were comprised of, the talent
competition, the Supreme Ventures Miss Jamaica World
(MJW) Sport and the Ting MJW Beach Beauty titles.

Gay Protest Mars Reggae Carifest 2007

Gays protested the annual Reggae Carifest held this
Saturday in New York because Buju Banton and
Bounty Killer were billed for the show. The City Parks
Department said in a statement prior to the event that
all performers signed a code of conduct agreeing to
refrain from performing anti-gay lyrics, at the
promoter’s request.

With pressure from the gay rights activist, Power 105.1,
owned by radio giant Clear Channel Communications Inc.
withdrew their sponsorship from the show. Glaad said in
a statement that, "It is unacceptable for Clear Channel,
the concert promoters, and the other sponsors to provide
these performers with a platform to promote messages
that would put lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgendered
people in harm's way."

Zinc Fence - Humor

A LITTLE GIRL LIVED WITH HER GRANDMOTHER IN
THE COUNTRY SIDE

THE LITTLE GIRL WOULD GO TO CATCH WATER AT A
STAND PIPE WHERE SHE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HER
BOYFRIEND THRU A ZINC FENCE.

ONE MORNING, THE GRANDMA ASKED "WHY EVERYTIME
YOU GO TO CATCH WATER I NOTICE
YOU LIFT YOUR SKIRT AND TURNED YOUR BOTTOM TO
THE FENCE'?

THE YOUNG GIRL STAMMERED FOR AWHILE AND THEN
REPLIED "GRANDMA EVERYTIME I GO TO CATCH WATER
A COW LICK MY BOTTOM AND IT FEELS NICE"

GRANDMA REPLIED "'REALLY! WELL I WANT TO FEEL HOW
NICE IT IS WHY YOU KEEP DOING IT'

THE NEXT DAY THE GRANDMA WENT TO THE STAND PIPE
TO CATCH WATER AT THE SAME TIME THE YOUNG GIRL
ALWAYS DID. SHE LIFTED HER SKIRT AND TURNED HER
BOTTOM TO THE FENCE.

WHEN THE "ROD" REACHED GRANDMA SHE BAWLED OUT
"NO NO NO THIS IS NOT THE TONGUE THIS MUST BE THE HORN!!!!"

Ato Matsumoto Sneakers

Hi-tops by Ato Matsumoto. They come in three colorways
red, black and white. The sneakers has 2 velcro straps
and come in a mix of patent leather and premium leather.
Let’s see if these puppies will be in stores outside of Japan
ny time soon.

Louis Vuitton “Millionaire” Sunglasses Relaunched

The sunglasses designed by Pharrell Williams
and Nigo a while back, called the Millionaire,
have now been relaunched by Louis Vuitton in
some fresh new colorways. They will be available
in a light blue colorway, purple and again in black.
For those of you that missed out before, here is
another chance to get them again. But if you cannot
get at the Louis Vuitton store, be prepared to pay a grip.

Ron English/play set products/Plaza Paris Bearbricks

Medicom Toy has just unveiled their upcoming
collaborative toys set to release in the near feature.
The toys include a design by British prankster
pop-artist Ron English (100% and 400%), Japanese
plush-toy makers play set products (100% and 400%)
and Japanese retailer Plaza (100%).

Keisha Cole sophomore album"Just Like You"

Keyshia Cole, is set to release her album on
September 25th, 2007. The Benny Boom-directed
video for the first single, "Let It Go," featuring Missy Elliot
and Lil' Kim, shows the Oakland native's party side
with the fun-infused Missy Elliott produced track.

Since her last album release Keyshia Cole has been busy
diversifying her career. She has a starring role in the
upcoming MTV film "How She Moves," and is currently
working on season two of her BET reality show called "The
Way It Is 2" which is Executive Produced by Keyshia and her
manager Manny Halley.

Keyshia is all set for the promotion of Just Like You putting
the final touches on a multi-city House of Blues tour.

Keyshia's 2005 release of The Way It Is achieved critical acclaim
from a slew of major media outlets including:
Rolling Stone –that said, "Cole serves up grit beyond her years."

Her recent appearance on P. Diddy's hit single "Last Night," has
already garnered award nominations from The Bet Awards and
the upcoming Teen Choice Awards and is sure to receive more
nominations with her confident 70ish vocals on the track.

Hurricane Dean Pummels Jamaica

Torrential rains and gusting winds pound Jamaica as
the island receives the full brunt of Hurricane Dean.
Many island residents ignored pleas from officials to
abandon their homes and seek shelter. But by 6:00am
on Monday morning neighborhoods came alive again,
with residents assessing damages, bailing out water,
cleaning up and clearing the streets in front of their
homes. Many residents lost their roofs, not to mention
the constant state of current discomfort without
running water or electricity in many areas still by Tuesday.

Solidarity in its best form is what the aftermath of this
hurricane has brought to Jamaican communities. Each one
is now being encouraged to lend a helping hand to others
in need following the storm.

REGGAE CARIFEAST

RockersNYC Fall/Winter 2007 “Kilimanjaro” Preview

NYC based dread meets punk rockers.
RockersNYC have been building a steady following
over the past few years by staying true to their vision.
This season RockersNYC are exploring the many
subcultures they draw influence from; be it politricks,
Rasta, 80s hardcore, stoner metal, pop culture or
beyond — RockersNYC captures them and bring their
visions to life on the Dopethrone.

As part of their “rootsadelica” Fall/Winter 2007 season
the Dopethrone, RockerNYC will be releasing t-shirts
and cut & sew full-zip hoodies (made in Japan!) featuring
the psychedelic, mountain-inspired Kilimanjaro print.
The first shipment will be in stores mid-September.

Margus Garvey a True Role Model

The Honorable Marcus Mosiah Garvey. Born in the
island of Jamaica Aug. 17th 1887, he has left us
with a very rich legacy in commitment, justice,
honesty, hard work and devotion. Garvey cared for
all humanity and gave his life’s work to that section
of humanity that needed him the most, the African
people of the world from whom he was descended.

Garvey grew up in St Ann's Jamaica and later moved
to the capital Kingston at the age of 16, filled with
dreams, vision, inexperience and youthful exuberance.
Many of his later ideas had already begun to be
formalized in his head and he left for Central and South
America five years later at the age of 23 in 1910. There he
saw more of the suffering and oppression of African people
which had earlier stirred his emotions and imaginations
and his life's journey was well under way, leaving for
England in 1912 to join his sister there.

It is in England that Garvey honed his Political skills, getting
involved in public oratory, journalism and political activism.
From there he visited several other European countries, which
strengthened his resolve to seek the Blackman's redemption.
He left England in June 1914 and headed back to Jamaica his
head brimming with ideas and full of possibilities. It was on the
ship back to Jamaica that his Covenant and his Mission dawned
upon him like a bolt of lightening and his life's purpose was
forged in the crucible of the reality of the times and that night
as he lay in his bed on the high seas he asked himself aloud
"Where is the Blackman's Government?", "Where is his King and
Kingdom?", "Where is his President, his Country, his Ambassador,
his Army, his Navy, his men of Big Affairs". He immediately realised
he woud have to do it, if it was to be a reality and set himself the
motto "Up you Mighty Race, Accomplish What You Can" and this he
did with all his might and strength and resolve.

The Rastafari movement developed together with Marcus Garvey
and the UNIA and his prophecy before he left for England in 1928
was to "Look to the East a King would be crowned and that
would be your sign" and so the Coronation of
His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Sellassie of Ethiopia took
place on November 2nd 1930 and so began in it's modern
incarnation our beloved and blessed RASTAFARI NATION.

The simple message of Marcus Garvey to each and everyone of us is
thus "Each man is entirely responsible for his own fate. His success or
failure in life depends solely on the extent to which he applies his
intelligence and industry. He has no one else or a superior being, God
for example, to blame but himself. What is true of the individual
applies also to a race." God and Man 1929.

Supercat assaults stage manager over racism

Shortly before his appearance on stage at Trinidad
and Tobago’s MOB II Club, in Chaguaramas, "The
Original Don Dadda" Supercat, reportedly struck the
stage manager of "The Super Chutney Show" pushing
him to the ground. Supercat just could not "settle" with
racial abuse flung his way by the prominent
businessman, Wendell Naipaul.

Supercat, whose real name is William Maragh reportedly
said to the audience, "I box down the promoter because
him wha dis super Cat. Me ain't come Trinidad fi get mix
up in no racism."

The "Wild Apache" performed for an extra 30 minutes,
before making his exit. On his final song, which had the
phrase "I'm Leaving On a Jet Plane," Supercat walked off the
stage into the audience and made his way while still singing
straight to the parking lot and his car. He left before police
could question him on the fracas.

Naipaul has not pressed charges and Supercat left Trinidad and
Tobago the following day, customs officials said.

Beenie Man Storms D’Angel’s Office

Beenie Man and an entourage from 3
57 Entertainment stormed into D'Angel's
office in New Kinston on Tuesday, taking
her furniture and dismantling the office.
Almost every media house was present
including business people from the area
witnessing this event. A van and a truckload
of furniture could be seen trying to leave the
premises, however D'Angel arrived in-time
and blocked the drive way with her car.

Unfortunately, Beenie Man was not
able to leave with any of the furniture because her
lawyer arrived with an affidavit to stop him. He was
attempting to take two computers, a living room
set, two desks, two chairs, and a TV.

Devil's Sister - Humor

This woman had a husband who had come
home drunk every payday. He had to walk
past a graveyard to reach home. She decided
to scare him out of his bad ways so one payday
she put a white sheet over herself and hid in the
graveyard. As he was passing she jumped out
into the road and at the top of her voice shouted:
"Ahoooooooo! Ahoooooooo!". Staggering and with
slurred speech the man peered at the figure and
said: "Who the hell is that?" "I am the devil", she
replied. The man smiled broadly and advanced with
hand outstretched: "Damned pleased to meet you.
I'm Harold Jones. I married your sister."

Adidas Poker Pack

Here comes the Adidas Consortium (their limited
edition premium collection) Poker Pack to be
released in August. A tribute to the probably world
fastest growing sport activity - Poker. They took the
decision to come up with a world poker series pack
which underlines the three main gambling
destinations - Macau (Asia), Las Vegas( US), and
Monaco / Monte Carlo (EU). This pack is mainly inspired
by the respective chips / jartons. The pack has nice details,
but just like with the recently released Reebok Poker Pack,
we are also not big fans of this one.

West Indies in South Africa for the Twenty/20 World Cup.

The Jamaican trio of Chris Gayle, Marlon Samuels
and Darren Powell have been included in the West
Indies team to compete in the first ever ICC/Twenty
20 World Cup which bowls off in South Africa on
September 11.

West Indies, who now rank seventh in the one day
version is drawn in group A' of the Competition and
will open their account against hosts South Africa on
September 11 at the Wanderers Stadium in Johannesburg.

Both teams have never met in this format of the game
before, and the only recent limited overs clash between them
was back in the ICC/World Cup in the Caribbean in April, where
the South Africans defeated the Caribbean side by 67 runs at
St. Georges, in Grenada.

Each group consists of three teams and the Ramnaresh Sarwan
led side will face minnows Bangladesh on September 13 in
their second game.

De Crotchless Panties - Humor

This Jamaican woman felt that her love life
was slipping because her husband had no
more interest in sex. While shopping one day,
she passed an adult shop and saw some
crotchless panties, so she decided to buy one
and try to use it to excite and seduce him.

That evening she took a long bath, put on a
favorite perfume, and then she put on a sexy
negligee and her new crotchless panties. Then
she slithered into the room where her husband
was watching TV as usual.

She stands right in front of him, with one foot
resting high on the ottoman, negligee wide open,
and whispers "yu wah some a dis?".

Her husband looks up at her wide-eyed and says.
"No sah, yu mad, yuh nuh see wha it do to yu panty!"

Wallabee Wool Pack

The Wallabee is this type of shoe, that will always
be around. Every couple of seasons it seems to be
in fashion again and the time has come again. They
just came out with the new Wallabee Wool Pack. The
pack consists of two style Wallabee, both have dark
gray wool on the upper. One mixes the wool with brown
leather, the other one with black. It’s definitely a Fall
shoe, but the nice weather is over soon.

Sipho Gets Married - Humor

Sipho gets married and on his wedding night
he calls his Father for some tips on what to do,
since he has never been with a woman before.
So what do I do first?

His father: Take her clothes off and lay her on the
bed. 5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again.
She's naked and in bed, what do I do now?

His father can't believe what he is hearing, Take
your damn clothes off and get into bed with her.
After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the phone
again. Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do
I do now?

His dad's patience is now running thin so he says,
Sh$t son, do I have to spell everything out for you?
Just put the hardest thing on your body where she
pees. Good night!!!

Just when the old man starts snoring, his son is on
the phone once again. Ok Dad, I have my head in
the toilet bowl what do I do next?

DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT!

Jamaican Lottery Winner - Humor

Recently, this Jamaican won the 10 million
special lottery for a dollar. As soon as the
office of the Lottery Corporation was open
on the following day, he was there to collect
his winnings.

Graciously, he presented his winning ticket to
the clerk and in his best English uttered his
request "Me cum fi collect the 10 millian dallars,
si me ticket ya".

After reviewing and checking the ticket with his
manager, the clerk returned and requested on
how he would like his payments. The Jamaican
replied, "Mi wan all a de money now".

"Unfortunately, Sir" the nervous clerk responded,
"The procedures are that we can only give you one
million now and the balance equally over the next
20 years".

Furious and agitated, the Jamaican asked for the
manager, who re-iterated "Sir, my assistant is correct,
it is the regulation of the corporation that we initially
pay you one million dollars now with the balance paid
to you equally over the next 20 years".

Outraged, the Jamaican slammed his hand on the desk
and shouted in anger, "Oonu tek me fi idiat, me wan all a
de money now or oonu gi me bak me dallar!!"

-BLACK AUGUST 2007-

JAH CURE FREE

Jah Cure is free... after his first steps outside the prison
walls Jah Cure looked up at the wide open heavens. Giving
thanks to the almighty for freedom was the first action on
the outside and the next was to greet his mother and family.

A press conference was called on Saturday night at
New Kingston’s Hilton Hotel. The Jonkoonoo Lounge was
decorated very tastefully and had a sense of purity. After being
incarcerated for the past 8 years and 3 months all he craved was
the taste of fruit.

For youth, Jah Cure's message was straight forward. He said,
"Stay focused - no need to go down certain roads whether
purposefully or not. Be conscious - don't try certain things – stay
away from certain things."

Levi’s and Medicom Toy

Medicom and Levi’s create a Beabrick, raw
denim with Bearbrick graphics and t-shirts
for this project. They made a special pair of
501’s with reflective material all along the
denim and around the pockets. This pack is
suppose to be released in August.

Reggae Retro