This woman had a husband who had come
home drunk every payday. He had to walk
past a graveyard to reach home. She decided
to scare him out of his bad ways so one payday
she put a white sheet over herself and hid in the
graveyard. As he was passing she jumped out
into the road and at the top of her voice shouted:
"Ahoooooooo! Ahoooooooo!". Staggering and with
slurred speech the man peered at the figure and
said: "Who the hell is that?" "I am the devil", she
replied. The man smiled broadly and advanced with
hand outstretched: "Damned pleased to meet you.
I'm Harold Jones. I married your sister."
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