Sunday, August 26, 2007

Zinc Fence - Humor

A LITTLE GIRL LIVED WITH HER GRANDMOTHER IN
THE COUNTRY SIDE

THE LITTLE GIRL WOULD GO TO CATCH WATER AT A
STAND PIPE WHERE SHE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HER
BOYFRIEND THRU A ZINC FENCE.

ONE MORNING, THE GRANDMA ASKED "WHY EVERYTIME
YOU GO TO CATCH WATER I NOTICE
YOU LIFT YOUR SKIRT AND TURNED YOUR BOTTOM TO
THE FENCE'?

THE YOUNG GIRL STAMMERED FOR AWHILE AND THEN
REPLIED "GRANDMA EVERYTIME I GO TO CATCH WATER
A COW LICK MY BOTTOM AND IT FEELS NICE"

GRANDMA REPLIED "'REALLY! WELL I WANT TO FEEL HOW
NICE IT IS WHY YOU KEEP DOING IT'

THE NEXT DAY THE GRANDMA WENT TO THE STAND PIPE
TO CATCH WATER AT THE SAME TIME THE YOUNG GIRL
ALWAYS DID. SHE LIFTED HER SKIRT AND TURNED HER
BOTTOM TO THE FENCE.

WHEN THE "ROD" REACHED GRANDMA SHE BAWLED OUT
"NO NO NO THIS IS NOT THE TONGUE THIS MUST BE THE HORN!!!!"

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