DEMAND FOR SEX BY JAMAICAN HUSBAND !!! - Humor

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with
her young Jamaican husbands' constant demands
for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut
down on the amount of times that they will have to
make love for the rest of their marriage. While getting
ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey,
you know I love you, but your never ending requests
for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I
propose that we only have sex on days that start with
the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our
lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just
understand where I am coming from, and let me know if
my request is too demanding of you." On her way out the
door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note
to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband
will be understanding and accepting of her proposal
when he reads it. Upon returning home, she glances at
the refrigerator and notices that her note has-been
replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby,
I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much
pressure and I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have
even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this
letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure
that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TONIGHT
5.TOMORROW
6. TATURDAY
7. TUNDAY
8. Every Tucking Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I love you too, and it's still TODAY, I'm
waiting for you upstairs."