Leroy's new trainers

Leroy from Port Antonio always wanted to look
cool. His friend told him that he needed a good
designer pair of trainers to go with his shell suit.

Leroy saved up all his pay slips and all the money
he got back from returning his empty bottles of
Red Stripe and finally managed to get himself a
pair of brilliant white trainers to go with his
shell suit.

Proudly, he strutted down the street calling out to
all the passers by "See mi new trainaz dem?
Cool, eeh?"

One fine upstanding gentleman pointed out that
they were indeed a fine pair of trainers, but was
young Leroy aware that he had a lace undone?

Leroy scornfully retorted that it was part of being
cool to have a trailing lace, and that on the bottom
of the trainer there were instructions for the wearer
to only have one lace tied.

When asked for proof of this instruction, Leroy took
off his trainer and held it upside down for the
disbeliever to read.

"Seet deer! It seh ...


TAIWAN."


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