HELL IN JAMAICA - HUMOR

A man dies and goes to hell. He discovers
that there are different Hells for each
country. First he goes to the German Hell
and asks what they do there. First, they put
you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour.
Then the German Devil comes in and whips
you for the rest of the day. He doesn't like
this so he moves on.

He goes to the U.S. Hell, the Canadian Hell,
and the U.K. Hell, and discovers that they are
all the same. Finally, he comes across a very
long line of people waiting to get in and asks,
"Which Hell is this?" "Someone tells him, "Oh,
this is the Jamaican Hell."

What do they do in here?" He asks. "Well, first
they put you in an electric chair for an hour,
then they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour,
then the Jamaican Devil comes in and whips you
for the rest of the day!" "But that is just like all
the other Hells". The man said, "Why is the line
so long?" "Cause inna de Jamaican Hell, the
electricity always lock off, the electric chair naah
work, sumbady tief di nail dem,and di Jamaican
Devil a public servant, so he cum in an' punch him
time card, den go a Rum Bar fi play domino fi di
rest a di day!"