Tuesday, May 22, 2007

RASS - The Jamaican all-purpose word

True Wud !!
RASS is the Jamaican all-purpose word:
Greeting.............How de RASS yu do!
Fraud.................Yu too RASS tief!
Dismay..............RASS!
Trouble...............Oh RASS!
Aggression.........Watch yu RASS self!
Disgust..............Cho RASS!
Confusion...........Wha di RASS a gwaan!
Incompetence.....A wha di RASS yu a do....
RASS-idiot!
Lost...................Whe di RAS we deh!
Pleasure............it nice nuh RASS!
Retaliation.........Yu RASS-claat...And of
course..kiss mi RASS!
1. RASS is a good way to finish a sentence
that lacks excitement..Tekki back tu RASS!
Gimme back tu RASS!

2. RASS can be used in biology eg...
Look pan di gal RASS!

3. It can be used as a warning of future
troubles....Cover yu RASS!

4. It can ward off unwanted sexual
advances....Me nah gi yu me numba yu
ugly RASS! Move yu RASS from me, 2RAS!

5. It can describe extreme pain....
It hot nuh RASS! Me granny gi me some
RASS lick!

6. It can describe size.....Yuh foot dem
big nuh RASS! Him have a RASS mouth deh
As you can see RASS is the Jamaican
all-purpose word.

Use it as often as yu RASS feel.

Me done to RASS!!

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