Airline Humor

A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to
Him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a Flight
Attendant; but which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and said, "Love to fly and
it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself, ooh shit, she doesn't work for Delta.

A few seconds later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
towards her again, "Something special in the Air?"

She gave him the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the
list..

Next he tried, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"

This time the woman barked at him "Man, what de bombo claat u want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, "Ahhh, Air Jamaica".