New Dance ina JA, Latest Dance moves. Outrageous tings a gwan.
iphone video tings.
Yardtalk
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
Sunday, April 13, 2008
MURAKAMI billboard in LA
It has been reported that after a few days of being put up this Murakami billboard was tagged by Augor and Revok of MSK & Seventh Letter Crew. The billboard was for the LA exhibition of Takashi Murakami. Takiashi liked the change to the billboard so he had it shipped back to Tokyo. Wish I had a better pic for my apple iphone wallpaper.
MJSA at the Jacob Javits 4/13-4/15/08
The Jacob Javits Convention Center in NYC will Host the Manufacturing Jewelers and Suppliers of America Trade Show. the Show will run from April 13, 2008 to April 15, 2008.Yardtalk
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
Designer Gas Masks - Dido Velema's
WHAT RECESSION!! forget about it. If you thought the iphone was bad, here are your Designer Gas Masks by conceptual artist Dido Velema. From left to right, The Diamond studded Gas Mask, then the Louis Vuitton Gas Mask, and we couldn't leave out The Gucci Gas Mask. Rest assure these are only for gallery purpose not for sale yet.
Model Auditions in New Jersey
Let them know you heard it here at YardTalk. Calling all Models .. Come Audition for Fashion Resort 2008.YardTalk
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Da Fart In Bed - Humor
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS.THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE
WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY
MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS
WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND
MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR.
EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP
RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK.
HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT
WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR,
SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE
WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT.
THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT.
THEN ONE THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS
PREPARING THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND
ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD,
LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS
THOUGHT CAME TO HER.
SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER
HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING
THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC
WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPAN TS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL
OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS.
SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH
HIS USUAL TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A
BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC
FOOT STEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE
COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON
THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES AFTER YEARS
OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK
PRETTY GOOD..
ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME
DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH
A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP
AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER.
HE SAID, "HONEY YOU WERE RIGHT." "ALL THESE YEARS
YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU".
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" ASKED HIS WIFE.
"WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END
UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY
HAPPENED." BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME
VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF
THEM BACK IN."
Saturday, April 5, 2008
MURAKAMI @ BROOKLYN MUSEUM
This is a must see Exhibit. There is a animated Kanye West video, 2 Episodes of Kaikai & Kiki. Takashi Murakami shows off over ninety works in various media's. The Japanese artist also shows off his work with Louis Vutton. Exhibit Runs from April 5th - July 13, 2008.
Thursday, April 3, 2008
RECOGNIZE! - Hip Hop Portraits - Smithsonian
LL Cool J
Big Daddy Kane
This is a must see exhibit at the Smithsonian Institution. It can be seen at the National Portrait Gallery. The Exhibit will be from February 8 to October 26, 2008.Yardtalk
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Executive Decision Wednesdays -ELF
Every Wednesday @ The Spot45 Commerce Street (Btwn Broad & Mulberry)
Newark, NJ 07103
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